I heard that pitchers and catchers report in less than two weeks. Put me in coach . . . oh you know the rest. Let me tell you, I had to suffer through a disappointing year in my first year of being a Cubs fan. There is NO WAY I can go through that again. I mean two years of disappointment? I just couldn't imagine. So to spare myself and the other Cubs fans out there another year of pain (surely it won't last, right?) I have decided to make myself eligible to play. I've got the whole throwing thing down and as someone once said, that's a third of the game. Next, I know how to catch, I just haven't done it yet.
So that's two thirds. Last, I need to figure out hitting. No problem. I'm sure there are plenty of Cubs players who can teach me hitting. Right?
Booking my tickets to Mesa right now in LAUREN'S WORLD!
