Someone may have once sung it differently but the point of the matter is, a clean baby is a heavenly baby. So I take baths, but, there was something about the whole bath routine that just didn't do it for me. I needed more. Let's take a bath at church! Apparently it's this big event. My Uncle Thomas said he'd be my godfather and my Nana Joan said she'd be my godmother. I even got all dressed up. Dressed up, for a bath. It is what it is.
Well that was good but I was still searching for that spotless shine that I see elsewhere and then it hit me. The dishwasher!
I think that makes me the cleanest baby in all of Park Slope! I like that and if what they say in the song is true then I'm on the right track. What more can I do to achieve spiritual happiness? Attend a Jesuit university like my daddy? Already making college plans in LAUREN'S WORLD!
